i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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