He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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