I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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