So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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