hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Randomize
