I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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