Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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