I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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