yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Are we still banned from the library?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Sorry about my life...
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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