Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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