He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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