is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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