just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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