Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
did i just pee glitter
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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