I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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