Even the bartender felt bad for me
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
