You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
