wanna go halves on a baby?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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