the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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