I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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