my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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