Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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