I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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