I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You need a sexual gate keeper
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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