Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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