I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I am available for nakedness
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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