Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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