Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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