And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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