My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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