I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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