Your face is a jimmy john
What a fucking waste of an outfit
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Of course I have a pirate flag
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
