with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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