Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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