No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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