508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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