normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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