he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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