She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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