I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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