i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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