Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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