She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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