forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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