I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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