): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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