She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
this is an emotional support booty call
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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