What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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