He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I AM VODKA MAN
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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