Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I fill condoms, not promises.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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