I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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