p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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