you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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