So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am mentally ready for anal.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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