Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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