Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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