it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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