is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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