Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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