and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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