Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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