5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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